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AtticusAtticus was born in a small Russian village just outside of Crapengrad in 1892. He was born to Boris and Betty Ventrasky, two of the finest nuclear radiation test patients the world has ever seen. Although they were poor compared to most families in their village they still had more money than some of those African families you see on those commercials. AtticusAtticus's father taught him the value of hard work and not to eat yellow snow. When he was 6 3/12 years old a pack of rabid badgers stormed through his villiage, destroyed the only home he had ever known, devoured 8 of his 17 brothers and sisters, carried of his darling mother Betty, and forced him into an underground bunker designed for nuclear disasters with his father. From there AtticusAtticus, known as Atticus^2 by his friends, swore he would travel across the fridged ocean to a far away country called America, get an education, and come back with enough money to buy everyone in his village their very own toothbrush and floss, he allways hated sharing. When he was 12 he sold his father to a pack of wolves to get enough money to charter a ship to travel to America. And the rest is History...indeed, the rest is His-Story....Amen.

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